yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm like, not good at living.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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