I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
