This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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