i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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