is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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