"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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