1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
one might say we're banned from that church
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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