I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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