So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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