i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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