we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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