i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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