i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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