Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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