if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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