Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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