belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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