i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
