what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I have tasted many bathrooms
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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