I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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