i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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