guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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