My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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