What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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