you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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