p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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