champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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