what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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