He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i will never coherently bang her
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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