I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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