I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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