I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
