biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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