Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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