She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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