I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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