For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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