You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She's just so happy...and so naked.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
We are all done wearing pants today
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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