Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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