I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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