Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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