Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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