i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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