I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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