Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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