Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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