The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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