ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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