i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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