I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You can make out without kissing
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