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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
