Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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