He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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