Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
They have beer where we have blood.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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