new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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