That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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