I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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