i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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